Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Your cock deserves a montage
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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