My brain says no but my pants say off.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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