the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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This baby is an asshole
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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