if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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