if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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