He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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