you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
