The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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