just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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