there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
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Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I'm always down for nudity.
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