curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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