Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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