Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
You work out of a Hotel?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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