And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
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We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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