it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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