I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'm at about main and main street
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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