yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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