So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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