I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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