You're so nebulous sometimes
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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