The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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