Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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