He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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