i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I understand Curling. That high.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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