he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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