I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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