so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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