I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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