I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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