Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
