You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
He kissed a someone with a penis
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were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize