butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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