This girl is more easily done than said...
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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