ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she pinky promised me she was 18
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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