Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
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My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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