You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
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Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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