Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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