so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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