I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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