But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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