Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
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He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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