brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
