no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
