we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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