i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
it's great music for shaving your balls
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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