turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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