the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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