New invention idea: vibrating tampons
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
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My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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