I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Dignity is for republicans.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Enjoy the penises
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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