Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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