maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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