You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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