We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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