why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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