ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
so let's talk penis.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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