I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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