that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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