How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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