she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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