Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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