I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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